India's Health and Family Welfare Minister, Ghulam Nabi Azad, has a solution for exploding birth rates: give poor villagers electricity so they can watch late-night TV and stop fucking.
According to Rhys Blakely of the London Times, the minister said,
Don’t think that I am saying this in a lighter vein. I am serious. TV will have a great impact. It’s a great medium to tackle the problem... 80 per cent of population growth can be reduced through TV.Why stop at TVs? Give them laptops and smartphones, and they'll never even want to touch another human.